a wonderful little monkey. Or cat. Idk. WTF ARE U DOING CAT?
Anonymous asked: Dear Stan: Should we not accept the unbonied creatures along with the bonied ones, for they know not what they do? Octopi may prove to be a powerful ally.
If they do not have bones than they can never know the full truth of the Way of the Skeleton.
But that does not mean they must lurk forever in the depth of the primordial ooze. Perhaps they will evolve and can then know peace in the Cult of Stan.
St. JoshCat is made of spotlights, oranges, and awkwardness. With a dash of Batman.
Cleo Cat is made of sharks, soup, and lightning. With a dash of fanfiction.
Igor the Disciple is made of brawn, poison, and sunlight. With a dash of the South.
Stan Skeleton is made of salads, Gospel, and Chaos. With a dash of hentai.
stop that cat. you are not Mufasa. i am not Scar. i’m not trying to take your place as king of the house, i’m just saying that i can’t feed you twenty times a day.
This be the CleoCat too
get out of there cat. we are preparing for a party, and you have already destroyed 2 other paper lanterns. did you break into the jello shots, too?